What Your Fabric Choice Says About Your Personality
(Scientific? No.Accurate? Absolutely.)
Let’s be real- fabric just isn’t fabric. It is a whole personality, a lifestyle, maybe even a spiritual calling. If you know you know.
Here’s what your favourite fabric style is actually saying about you:
1.Cute Japanese Prints (Bunnies, Bears, Strawberries, Kawaii Anthing)
You are soft on the outside, chaotic on the inside. You say things like “just a little treat” daily. Your toxic trait is thinking you can stop buying fabric anytime. You own at least one tote bag you definitely didn’t need, but you love it like your child.
Core Vibe: Whimsical fairy aunty with a mild tea addiction
2. Minimalist Neutral Linen/ Natural Tones
You try to live a calm, aesthetically aligned life. You light candles and pretend to fold your washing as soon as it is dry (you do not) Your Pinterest boards are immaculate. You probably have thought about moving to the countryside and raising chickens.
Core Vibe: ‘I could be organized if life would stop happening’
3. Bold Floral Prints
You are a maximalist soul. You believe colour is therapy and the world needs more joy (correct) You hug people for slightly too long but in a comforting way. If there is a market, you are there.
Core Vibe: Sunshine in the human form with a secret stash of emergency snacks
4.Geometric/ Modern Designer Prints
You are the spreadsheet friend. Structured. Efficient. Can pack a car boot like Tetris. You love a system. You probably label your spice jars. Your sewing table is either immaculate or a crime scene- no in between
Core Vibe: Capricorn energy, even if you’re not
5. Novelty Prints (Watermelons, Cats in Sunglasses, Dinosaurs Making Toast)
You are unhinged in the best way. You do not fear judgement. You will make a fabric choice and stand by it. You are everyone’s favourite stall at the market
Core Vibe : The main character
6. Classic Gingham/Checks
You are cozy. Warm. Cottagecore adjacent. You bake banana bread without needing the recipe. You call everyone “love” or “darling” You absolutely own a basket that is purely decorative.
Core Vibe: Soft domestic goddess with a touch of wholesome chaos
7.Oilcloth/Laminated Fabric Queens
You are practical but still fun. You have thoughts about wet bags, lunch bags, sand life. You don’t just make things, you make solutions. You could run a small country town with contents of your handbag
Core Vibe: Mum who has her life together (even when she doesn’t)
Which One Are you?
Let me guess…
You are three of these at once, depending on the day, the weather, and whether you’ve had coffee